This isn't what it looks like

[Noydb]

Hi, all!

I saw this.. paragraph? on another site. It was too funny not to share.

First of all. It didn't happen to to me. I will just be copy and pasting from the site where I read it.

So, let's go.


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I knew this girl from work, she was new here and we hit it off. After a week, we were close so I invited her out for a few drinks. At the bar, we chatted and flirted and one thing lead to another and we ended up having sex in my car.

I heard a knock on the window which startled the both of us. I looked out and there was a cop with his flash light shining in. How the hell did I miss the light?

I quickly zipped up and went out. The cop was questioning me and the girl joined me a few seconds later.
She was totally flustered and nervous and couldn't get a sentence together. The cop wasn't helping with his stone cold stare at her. She got more and more nervous and I guess frustrated because she started crying while stuttering. The cop started to look concerned.

So was I, because I was worried the police might get the wrong impression as to what I was doing to her. While I was trying to explain myself, I grew worried and got soft. The condom dropped out of my pants. I looked down and so did the cop. He shined his torch on it and the three of us stared at the condom on the ground. The cop and I started laughing and I was let off with a warning.

[ReddySpeed]

That is indeed very funny .

[nitecrawllerr]

Never leave home without it. Raw is not funny.

[owl888]

U mean the guy come out to meet the police officer with a hard dick

[bigbrudder]

I am curious how it can shrink so much until the elastic at the end cannot hang on.