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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

This one is an absolute riot!!🤣🤣🤣

In a crowded New York City at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a burly Sardarji who was standing behind her picked her up effortlessly by the waist and placed her gently on the steps of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the Good Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch me! I don't even know who you are!"

The Sardarji smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my jeans three times,
I kinda figured we were friends."
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