[iluvmiki]

It really amazed me how innovative and humourous some bros can get. Here are some of the extracts from the PMs that I've received...


*My spermies are bursting out from my small head now, pleeeease...let me have her contacts...

*Pls grant me my last wish to fulfill my fantasy and I will die in peace...

*I will pay you for her contact, pls let me know the price...(Haha, this one's my favourite!)

*Can I have Feifei's contact? In exchange, I will give you 10 of my contacts:
1....
2....
3....
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Sorry, I don't mean to make fun of all these but please understand that I have to screen through very thoroughly before giving out her contacts...

Thanks for understanding.