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Old 17-09-2012, 12:26 PM
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Re: My real life experience of love and Pain on a PRC

Jasmine: not so fast.
me: WHAT!? There’s more?

Jas: of all the people, why she call you for help? Why she did not call me?
me: Good question man! I wish I knew. Maybe my number was within her easy reach, since she send me quite a few SMSs before knocking out

Jas instinct was to browse through May’s phone, and came out with: who is the “unknown” caller at 1735?
Jason: Let me see
Jas: Honey, dun be so nosey. Go go! I am trying to protect my dear friend.

Jason Lan Lan, goes back to his PS2.

Me: Can I go now, Why I feel like I am in a trial even I am innocent.
Jasmine : Who is the slut that May mumble in your car

Me, Jason: What Slut????
Me: How am I supposed to know who she talking about?
Jasmine: She pointed in the front of the car when u r driving and the only one I front
Me: She is drunk man!! Maybe she is in delusion, thought that I was some one else.
Jasmine: ……….

Jason eyed me: kind of asking for an answer?
I shot back at him, telling me I have no fucking idea. Then it hit me, May calling Lisa slut on Saturday night. Maybe she taught I up her on Saturday night.

Me: Eeeeerrr, may be I know how she referring to
Jason and Jasmine: WHO!!!
Me: I think she referring to Lisa.
Jason and Jasmine: WHY????
Me: When May saw Lisa flirting with you know who lor on Saturday night, she curse silently in front of me at her.
Jason and Jasmine: WHO!!!
Me: Who stayed with Lisa till you guys left on Saturday
Jason: Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh
Jasmine: WHO!!!????
Jason: Let me find out dear ….. [pick up and call]
Jason: Siao E! you very good hor, p my wife’s friend arghhh, so quick hand quick leg [walks to the balcony]
Jasmine: ……….
Me: Can I go now… I have lots of works to do.
Jasmine [staring at Jason at the balcony]: ……….. Err … this is not over till the truth is out.

As Jasmine was about the let me out the door

Jasmine: Why she so upset you errrr…… Lisa
Me: you ask May when she gets up lor …. I am really blur as you.

I quickly left and make my way to the car and out their apartment main drive gate, the car still stink!!!!
My phone rang, it was Jason

Me: Hello, siao ehh! Who is the culprit?
Jason: Wah liu, u never gonna believe this. It was an orgy!
Me: Who? Who? Who and Who?
Jason: Alex, CL, Lisa and CL’s FB
Me: Wah Liu!!!! Oieee told you I am ont involve hor
Jasmine: you are cleared for now [Jasmine was on the phone too!!!]
Me: Tell me more
Jason: Tell you some other day, phone call expensive.
Me: Nah Beh!!!! Ok ok …. And hang up the phone

By the time I reach my room, it was 1105 ……. What a night! Time wasted


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time to sleep. TBC