Funny or weird things GL touts say to you
 

Other than the usual chorus of,
泰国 泰国 Taiguo Taiguo!
越南 越南 Yuenan Yuenan!
中国 中国 Zhongguo Zhongguo!

What are some funny things that OKTs at the house entrances have said to you?

I burst out laughing when an old dude yelled at me,
走来走去没有用啦！

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Common sentence is

Come here choose wife si bo:D

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But one Samster reported he was taunted with
"Choosing wife or whore?" when he took too long to choose.

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some of the thai OKTs at WH lane are really dumb, especially the middle section. will never go into their shops.

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One of those WH lane Thai house OKTs kicked me out for speaking Thai to the girls. So dumb.

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OMG. On the topic of dumb OKTs is one of the viet ones on lorong 16, who doesn't allow you to use your own CD. Fair enough but then provide some decent stuff and not the cheapest, thickest rubbish CD which totally kills the experience.

How dumb can you be to sabo your own business.

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About 11 years back I was walking by the legal houses with my wuhan ML after she went to buy durians. Then the uncle saw me and shouted " Ey! brother ! so long u never come here liao ah! got new one ! thailand ! " She turned to me and said " U told me you only go for chinese girls. liar " lol

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Got one OKT said "Why you walking so fast, no need shy just come in see see. Why the more i talk the faster u walk"

This was when i first started trying geylang and was a newbie so still a bit shy shy.

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i think i know which idiot OKT!!!

Haha this happened to me super long ago. If my memory serves me right it was around WH.

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Any one remembers the infamous golden hair monkey?

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Icy krim 帶落水:D

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This is not a choice hahaha it's funny lah if have to choose. because first of all there are core players who don't have to be replaced